The idea of a state-of-the-art NetPlusUltra® network built to transcend the constraints of space and time imposed itself in June 2000 at the sight of a NEC-branded mobile phone blinking in reset state on its base station, undoubtedly because at that precise moment, I found myself in an (overlearned) transcendental state of cognitive mutation. The reason why this genetic episode of metacognition creates a legal precedent with regard to the medical issue it raises, is that it sets the very topographic point zero of my birth, considering not only that the (leap) years 2000 and 1972 are "identical twins", but also that June refers to the month of my conception.